Harry Potter - Golden Snitch
6 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 24,544 notes
naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
6 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 275,904 notes

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

6 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 561,485 notes
pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
6 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 73,246 notes

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

6 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 69,297 notes
7 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 13,988 notes

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

7 hours ago · April 16, 2014 · 185,035 notes

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 77,020 notes
when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 11,168 notes
Straight White Boy Problem #171

straightwhiteboyproblems:

mom said she got granola bars but they are only nutrigrain bars? only 2 grams of protein…no thanks. i specifically wrote down clif bars

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 552 notes

ldrakalizzygrant:

LANA PREMIERING WEST COAST!

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 85 notes
afvan:

amyohconnor:

This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫

This is my favorite post
2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 38,957 notes
2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 1,935 notes

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 126,933 notes

ldrakalizzygrant:

MORE WEST COAST

2 days ago · April 14, 2014 · 55 notes